Rubens Place is not quite Disneyland or Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory, which are also both nice in their own ways.
The main rides at Rubens Place are the Road Bike Rally (Pictured above). If you love bicycling down flat, wide and eternally straight suburbs, this is the ride for you.
Next up is The Gauntlet (pictured below, also known as "my bedroom".)
If there was a door at the other end, this would basically be a hallway. Sadly, this room is still bigger than my last two bedrooms, so progress is always welcome, even depressingly small amounts of progress.
There are two sub-rides in The Gauntlet:- The Office-Chair Roulette - It is a chair that spins around. Perfect for spinning around, should the need arise.
- The Single Bed - Okay, admittedly, this ride will probably be a let-down. I can sleep on the couch when you come visit.
Next up at Rubens Place is the Mystery Ride. Whatever it is, it is happening on the other side of this very fence.
Don't be fooled by the white picket-fence. Nothing past these slats remotely resembles peaceful middle-class suburbia.So come on down to Rubens Place, the place where excitment never had a chance to stop.
(Rubens Place: No exit)
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